where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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