I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish you could order shots online.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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