Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Even my vagina gasped.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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