All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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