STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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