He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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