Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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