I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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