You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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