Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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