We're like a lot better than the average bears
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish my penis had a tongue
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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