And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we made out on top of his cat.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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