doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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