your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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