I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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