you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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