There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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