i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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