My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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