too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You don't make any sense
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On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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