You're my little dorito
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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