He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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