i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The uberlube is also flammable
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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