just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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