I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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