He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She needs sedatives and a leash
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
