Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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