I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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