he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What drink are we having for lunch?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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