I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
