I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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