His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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