You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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