idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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