GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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