Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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