Its about making memories worth repressing
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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