sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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