Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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