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(604): View more from British Columbia

her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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(604): her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to http://tfl.nu/r2n2

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(714): View more from California

He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

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(714): He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth. http://tfl.nu/egoc

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(314): View more from Missouri

What happened to the watermelon?

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You fucked it.

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(314): What happened to the watermelon? (1-314): You fucked it. http://tfl.nu/pk7c

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(313): View more from Michigan

you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.

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(313): you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones. http://tfl.nu/7zc6

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(513): View more from Ohio

Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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(513): Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen. (1-513): She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do. (513): She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses. http://tfl.nu/52u6

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(917): View more from New York City

i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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(917): i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him. http://tfl.nu/coq9

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome

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(403): That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome http://tfl.nu/k9p3

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(310): I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't http://tfl.nu/g41b

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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(774): there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours? http://tfl.nu/8xmr

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(678): View more from Georgia

All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.

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(678): All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know. http://tfl.nu/jvfd

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(757): View more from Virginia

Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him

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(757): Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him http://tfl.nu/gn0k

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?

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(817): I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join? http://tfl.nu/sbfg

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(775): View more from Nevada

She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.

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(775): She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time. http://tfl.nu/amjm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.

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(215): tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours. http://tfl.nu/k3ze

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(740): View more from Ohio

Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.

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(740): Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there. http://tfl.nu/xst3

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