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Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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No?

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Well my cheeks are red now

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(586): Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut? (313): No? (586): Well my cheeks are red now http://tfl.nu/a31l

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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(248): Potential corruption. He's 19. (1-248): Get them while they're young! http://tfl.nu/cezi

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(731): View more from Tennessee

new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

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ohh what kind?

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(731): new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street. (1-731): ohh what kind? http://tfl.nu/u9xt

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(847): View more from Illinois

Why did you take off so early

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No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(847): Why did you take off so early (224): No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know. http://tfl.nu/xucj

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(310): View more from California

i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets

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julia child would be proud.

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(310): i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets (818): julia child would be proud. http://tfl.nu/gv9u

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(336): View more from North Carolina

pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.

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(336): pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand. http://tfl.nu/ttma

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(219): View more from Indiana

she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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(219): she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs' http://tfl.nu/aa98

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval

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(919): Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval http://tfl.nu/opwb

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(678): View more from Georgia

We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.

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(678): We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward. http://tfl.nu/10ml

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks

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(734): Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks http://tfl.nu/mb18

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(651): View more from Minnesota

First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.

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(651): First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos. http://tfl.nu/tzt2

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(256): View more from Alabama

He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.

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(256): He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree. http://tfl.nu/17st

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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.

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And it tastes incredible.

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And I have chest pains.

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(708): I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee. (708): And it tastes incredible. (708): And I have chest pains. http://tfl.nu/iw1m

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(309): View more from Illinois

You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.

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(309): You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable. http://tfl.nu/j22p

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(801): View more from Utah

I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.

(1-801): View more from Utah

20.

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(801): I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day. (1-801): 20. http://tfl.nu/vqhd

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