I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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