I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.