But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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