How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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