Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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