i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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