The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize