just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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