yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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