Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i think my tv is drunk
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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