i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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