i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
