If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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