I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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