i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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